iwillmindfuckyou:

I got mindfucked by an 8 year old boy today

he literally just comes up to me and goes

did you know you are never looking at nothing

anD I WAS JUST LIKE

moriartys-tiger:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

on a scale of matt smith to benedict cumberbatch how weird is your name

modified-grrrl:

jupiter-rose:

mr-cappadocia:

Someone… hit on you?

Man, are you for fucking real? Christ… it’s shit like this that makes me wish I was a chick.

I mean for fuck’s sake not only does someone hit on her that it happens enough that she publicly bitches about it.

Consider my mind fucking blown.

I love how you post my picture on your reply as well. You wanting me to get anon hate from so-called ‘mens rights activists’?

Yeah, fuck you. I don’t mind people telling me I’m pretty, but trying to rub up against me and licking your lips saying, ‘I would fuck yo fine ass raw,’ is beyond inappropriate.

So uh, Fuck you.

i bet this guy’s from reddit

dicksp8jr:

boazpriestly:

I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right?

excuse me while i cry

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

rabioheab:

explain this mr. obama. why is your name amabo kcarab backwards. that doesn’t sound like a very american name mr. obama. it doesn’t even sound like it’s from earth. 

foodtrucker:

if tumblr hasn’t made you question your sexuality at least once you probably haven’t been on long enough